I bought the latest issue of Busttoday. I know I'm not the target audience, but I found the pictures of Amy Sedaris very funny, and Beth likes Amy Sedaris lots so I'll make the magazine a gift for her.
No, Amy Sedaris doesn't have super-nipples! She has lemon halves in her shirt -- really!
EDIT, BECAUSE I'M AN IDIOT:
I had some stuff here that just wasn't true, mainly because I have poor reading comprehension skills!