January 15th, 2006

Ariel Union

Found Xmas!

Throughout this Christmas season, I couldn't find my John Waters Christmas CD, and I was afraid it was lost forever.  But yesterday, I found it in my car!  So I've been listening to Christmas carols all weekend... weird and wacky Christmas carols, but still...
  • Current Music
    "Happy Birthday Jesus (A Child's Prayer)" -- Little Cindy
Ariel Union

We demand to know! -- E

Are these mutants still mutants? Marvel must tell us now!

Holly-Ann Ember: Child with ill-defined powers that can
basically do anything.  Marvel actually has several characters like this, so this one is no loss...
Ent: Super-strong deformed homeless guy.  He would probably
appreciate no longer being a mutant!
Eye-Scream
Jealous loser who can turn into any flavor of ice cream.  He may not actually be in continuity, which would be a shame...
  • Current Music
    "Little Mary Christmas" -- Roger Christian
Ariel Union

We demand to know! -- F

Are these mutants still mutants? Marvel must tell us now!

Lucius Farnsworth:  Rich guy who can shrink himself and others, and
control bees.  He uses these powers to scare burglars.
Forever Man: When he dies, he turns to ash and a few days later reforms as a young boy with no memory of his previous lives.  So he's been around for thousands of years, and doesn't even know it!
  • Current Music
    "Santa Claus is a Black Man" -- AKIM & Teddy Vann Production
Ariel Union

We demand to know! -- H

Are these mutants still mutants? Marvel must tell us now!

Headhunter: Businesswoman who can mesmerize people if she can make eye contact.  She used her
powers to get rid of her business rivals and turn them in living "mounted heads".
Heartbreak Kid: He can absorb your feelings of heartbreak and take them onto himself.  I think many people on my friends list could use him sometimes!
Seiji Honda: Japanese child who can animate his toys.
Hump: Furry green Morlock with super-strength.  Despite his name, he didn't seem to have a hunchback...
  • Current Music
    "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" -- Tiny Tim